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這我要怎麼說勒...請看下37樓的史密斯飛船男主唱...

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他女兒是...力福太樂...就是在魔戒裡面演精靈公主的那位...

一定是隔代遺傳

一定是隔代遺傳啦

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莊董果然是天下奇男子~~~ :on_58::on_58::on_58::on_58:

一般尋常男子說「我..陶...醉...中」的時候，應該沒有在...「:on_69::on_69::on_69:」的啦... :on_52::on_52::on_52::on_52:

一定... 是體會到了我們這種一般人；完全體會不到的快樂了~~~ :on_65::on_65::on_65::on_65:

此等意境... 當然高人！:on_28::on_28::on_28::on_28:

想到一首歌

萬用多媒體播放器

點擊這裡下載

Peabo Bryson - Can You Stop The Rain

Here's another morning without you 又是一個沒有你的早晨
Here's another day will I get through 又是自己獨自面對的一天
Without breaking down 瀕臨崩潰

Haven't seen the sun since you've been gone 你走了之後我不再感受得到陽光
Like my heart I lost it when you left me 你離我而去時我的心也遺落了
And it can't be found 無處可循

How can I go on 無法前行
Baby I've been living on memories 活在過去
Of you and me 以下沒力氣翻了 .. .. 大家隨便了啦 .. ..
All the love we made
All those tender nights and those endless days
They're all here inside

Baby can you stop the rain from falling
Won't you chase my clouds away
I'd give anything to see the sun again
Only you can stop these tears from falling
I can't face another day
Baby can you stop
Can you stop the rain
Yeah... Oh

Everywhere I go I feel you there
Following my footsteps like a shadow
Of my broken heart
Sometimes it's a pair of passing eyes
Or it's just the way someone is talking
And there you are
Am I all alone

Don't you ever wake up and reach for me
Where I used to be
Is there any chance
I just can't believe you're not lonely too
Just for me and you

Baby can you stop the rain from falling
Won't you chase my clouds away
I'd give anything to see the sun again
Only you can stop these tears from falling
I can't face another day
Baby can you stop
Can you stop the rain
Oooh

If you are here for only one night
Baby I know you'll remember
Cause loving you once wasn't time enough
I know we can make it together
Together

Baby stop the rain
Won't you chase my clouds away
I'd give anything to see the sun again
Only you can stop these tears of mine from falling
I can't face another day
Baby can you stop
Can you
Can you stop the rain
Can you stop the rain
How can I live without you baby
How could I let you go.......

可不可以不要買一送一

摸一把算15就好:on_43:

加摸幾把有沒有優惠

萬一不觸感不好可以退錢嗎:on_52:

扶枕可不可以跟他收錢

沒辦法…現在什麼都漲…不省一點不行:on_52:

這位高貴的夫人... :on_65::on_65::on_65::on_65:

真是不好意思... :on_52::on_52::on_52::on_52:

這種... 沒有在試吃的啦~~~ :on_08::on_08::on_08::on_08:



我們家莊董平常是不隨便見客的唷...:on_46:

今天... 也正是因為年歲不好哇~~~ :on_49::on_49::on_49::on_49:

才會帶著崩潰的情緒...:on_79: 忍痛...:on_12: 為唬犠牲... :on_45::on_45::on_45::on_45:

所以...:on_07:



一口價！三把 90 ~！抓三送三~！:on_83:

不要再殺囉！再殺... 整隻送給您帶回去唷！:on_26::on_26::on_26::on_26:

好吧

四把100…買四送四(怎麼好像在買菜:on_14:)

我殺價了是不是可以整隻送我:on_12::on_12::on_12:

這位尊貴的夫人，:on_66::on_66::on_66::on_66:

您真是內行~！:on_02:

還知道買四把送四把... 手感立刻直升頭等艙 ~！:on_33:



可是我們小本經營，生存不易呀~~~ :on_52::on_52::on_52::on_52:

醬子好了，被您抓掉的毛，通通幫您精裝打包繫小蝴蝶結放賞毛專用小玻璃賞玩櫃帶回去放慾室~:on_49::on_49::on_49::on_49:

最後機會；內行把玩價~！買四送四；全本四千四~！:on_69::on_69::on_69::on_69:

加贈精美精裝打包繫小蝴蝶結賞毛專用小玻璃賞玩櫃乙只... 祗售有猿人！:on_61::on_61::on_61::on_61:

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誤交損友:on_61::on_61::on_61:

我老婆說咱醜得有一點點像羅嘉良:on_87::on_87::on_87:改天露面您們別笑話我:on_74::on_74::on_74:

景氣真的如此差 有人下海賣肉啦 ~
還可以討價還價 ~~:on_14:
校長 還當肉掂老板~~:on_22:

「螞蟻終於發現自己在熱鍋上了...」
 

光是靠八風... 怎能請得動您老人家過淡水河... :on_52::on_52::on_52::on_52:

當然是要來點不一樣的，才能配得上您過河時的威儀囉~~~ :on_12::on_12::on_12::on_12:

尊夫人的眼光，是高了點... :on_07:

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沒人敢笑您的啦~~~ :on_67::on_67::on_67::on_67:

校董... 也想陪莊董一起賣嗎？:on_46:

這麼快就要驗貨啦:on_52:

羅嘉良不錯呀…頭大了點…

有幾部他拍的港劇很好看

校長 是想將我賣給皮革廠ㄛ ~~:on_14:

嗯可以:on_51:聊點別的吧:on_51::on_51::on_51:

一位先生發現自己屁股裡有蛔蟲，於是馬上跑看醫生，
　　　　到了醫院後。
　　　　男子：醫生！我屁股裡有蛔蟲了..麻煩幫我看一下
　　　　醫生什麼也沒說，拿出一罐草莓果醬，舀了一些放進男子的屁股裡面，
　　　　說：你可以走了！明天再來吧！
　　　　過了一天，重複一樣的動作，口味換成花生。
　　　　第二天，重複一樣的動作，口味換成巧克力。
　　　　第三天...
　　　　醫生：讓我來看看，
　　　　突然！一隻蛔蟲從男子的屁股冒出來說：
　　　　今天是什麼口味的呀？


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莊董 別光說不練 貼圖上來瞧瞧 ~~:on_79: