講這樣的 ... 不想生小孩的話還有一招『 督錯洞 (Wrong hole ) 』
I took her on a date things seemed so bright
昨晚和他約會我感覺十分良好
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
看來我今晚不用靠you porn打手槍
We go to her place and we fooled around
當我們回到他家就開始互相調情
We throw all our clothes... to the ground
我們把衣服脫下...丟到地上
We begin as she turns out the lights
他一關燈我們就準備衝刺
I start but feel something so very extra tight
我開始督時卻覺得異常的緊
I hear her cry and I see her frown
聽到他輕聲叫喊,看著他眉頭一皺
I look at the condom ... it is all brown
低頭看著拔出來的套套...全部都是屎黃色
Last night ~ I stuck it in the wrong hole
昨晚 ~ 我督錯洞了
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
我發自內心深處跟你道歉
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
因為我都錯了洞
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
嘗試抹些 preparation H (一種痔瘡藥) 也許會讓你舒服點
In my defense those holes are so close together
我只能說那兩個洞實在太靠近
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
寶貝寶貝不要覺得被弄髒了
It's a common accident during doggy style
這種意外在小狗式很常見
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
燈光黯淡令我視線模糊
I had no idea where I put my wood
我不知道為什麼我會把阿里山神木放到那
I want to make things better want to make it alright
我希望能夠彌補挽回這一切
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night
願意的話你可以戴個假老二督我一整晚
( I'd rather if she didn't)
旁白：我寧可他別這麼做
Last night ~ I stuck it in the wrong hole
昨晚 ~ 我督錯洞了
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
我發自內心深處跟你道歉
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
我從沒打算讓你難過受傷
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
我猜那就是上帝不讓我們督屁眼的原因
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
寶貝請別猶豫告訴我你的想法
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
現在我明白在HBO節目裡肛肛好得感受
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
也許吃點 advit (止痛藥) 你就能好點
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics
看你走路的樣子都能參加特殊奧運了
If this was Alabama we would be on trial
要是在阿拉巴馬州我們早被送審受詢了
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
老媽在我小時候就是這樣幫我量體溫
I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
你應該不介意我向你坦白
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
我還蠻喜歡你督我菊花
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
我不知道寶貝 我不是雞姦愛好者
Can't we just try it again tonight?
我們可以今晚再試一次嗎?
Alright!
好得
Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
每天晚上~我督錯了洞
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control
玩起來更有趣 還不須要避孕^.<~*
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
當我們督錯了洞~
I stuck in your ass.
我督了你的屁屁