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tw0927 2008-06-17 05:14 PM

原來美女都躲在家裡!!
 
http://player.youku.com/player.php/s...NzQyOA==/v.swf

你們看啦!!現在美女都不出門~怎麼把啊!
:on_34:

quasar 2008-06-17 05:18 PM

:on_47:台灣大 不是有了嗎??
端午節當天 不是當粽子供您享用 ?:ddrf567h::ddrf567h:

iserland 2008-06-17 05:23 PM

唉~~台灣大不要想太多, 這種MM才好把ㄚ, 因為涉世未深, 容易被誘騙~~~:on_16:

anotherlevel 2008-06-17 05:39 PM

Roxette - Listen to youre heart
 
不知道為什麼要放這首歌當背景音樂啊...

放 Roxette 的另外一首 its must have been love 不是更煽情嗎 ... :on_54::on_54::on_54:

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I know there's something in the wake of your smile
I get a notion from the look in your eyes yeah
You've built a love but that love falls apart
Your little piece of heaven turns to dark

Listen to your heart
When he's calling for you
Listen to your heart
There's nothing else you can do
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why
But listen to your heart
Before you tell him goodbye

Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile
The precious moments are all lost in the tide yeah
They're swept away and nothing is what it seems
The feeling of belonging to your dreams

Listen to your heart
When he's calling for you
Listen to your heart
There's nothing else you can do
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why
But listen to your heart
Before....

And there are voices that want to be heard
So much to mention but you can't find the words
The scent of magic, the beauty that's been
When love was wilder than the wind

Listen to your heart (take a listen to it)
When he's calling for you
Listen to your heart (take a listen to it)
There's nothing else you can do
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why
But listen to your heart
Before oh...

Listen to your heart (take a listen to it)
When he's calling for you
Listen to your heart (take a listen to it)
There's nothing else you can do
I don't know where you're going
And I don't know why
But listen to your heart
Before you tell him goodbye

anotherlevel 2008-06-17 05:47 PM

樓上的 ... 那是打槍專用歌吧 ...
 
:on_14::on_14::on_14:

its must have been love

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Lay a whisper on my pillow
Leave the winter on the ground
I wake up lonely, is there a silence
In the bedroom and all around

Touch me now, I close my eyes
And dream away...

It must have been love, but it's over now
It must have been good, but I lost it somehow
It must have been love, but it's over now
From the moment we touched till the time had run out

Make believing we're together
That I'm sheltered by your heart
But in and outside I turn to water
Like a teardrop in your palm

And it's a hard winter's day
I dream away...

It must have been love, but it's over now
It was all that I wanted, now I'm living without
It must have been love, but it's over now
It's where the water flows, it's where the wind blows

It must have been love, but it's over now
It must have been good, but I lost it somehow
It must have been love, but it's over now
From the moment we touched till the time had run out

rezard 2008-06-17 05:49 PM

美女在家,怎麼把?

就...在家把~~

在自己家就回家把

在別人家就過家(台語)把

****************

美女不出門,怎麼把?

她不出門,看官就進門去把...

:on_14::on_14::on_14:
:on_88::on_88::on_88:

anotherlevel 2008-06-17 05:51 PM

嘖嘖 ... 要不然
 
那這樣好不好

有美女照片的話

背景音樂配 Roxette - The Look

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Walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer
Shes a juvenile scam
Never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop
Shes got the look

Heavenly bound
Cause heavens got a number
When shes spinning me around
Kissing is a colour
Her loving is a wild dog
Shes got the look

Shes got the look, -shes got the look-
Shes got the look, -shes got the look-
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything Ill ever do, Ill do for you
And I go: la la la la la
Shes got the look

Fire in the ice
Naked to the t-bone
Is a lovers disguise
Banging on the head drum
Shaking like a mad bull
Shes got the look

Swaying to the band
Moving like a hammer
Shes a miracle man
Loving is the ocean
Kissing is the wet sand
Shes got the look

Shes got the look, -shes got the look-
Shes got the look, -shes got the look-
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything Ill ever do, Ill do for you
And I go: la la la la la
Shes got the look

Walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer
Shes a juvenile scam
Never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop
Shes got the look

And she goes:
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na na,
Shes got the look

Shes got the look, -shes got the look-
Shes got the look, -shes got the look-
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything Ill ever do, Ill do for you
And I go: la la la la la
Shes got the look

What in the world can make you so blue
When everything Ill ever do, Ill do for you
And I go: la la la la la

Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na na,
Shes got the look

And she goes:
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na na,
Shes got the look -shes got the look-

And she goes:
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na na,
Shes got the look -shes got the look-

And she goes:
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
Na na na na na na,
Na na na na na na na na,
Shes got look -shes got look-...

anotherlevel 2008-06-17 06:00 PM

厚 ... 樓上的你馬幫幫忙 ...
 
拜託

樓上的

Walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer

大家只會嚇到吧

應該要挑 Roxette - Vulnerable

超巴結的啦

:on_54::on_54::on_54:

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everywhere i look i see her smile
her absent minded eyes
and she has kept me wondering for so long
how this thing could go wrong
it seems to me that we are both the same
playing the same game
but as darkness falls this true love falls apart
into a riddle of her heart

she's so vulnerable like china in my hands
she's so vulnerable and i don't understand
i could never hurt the one i love
she's all i've got
but she's so vulnerable
oh so vulnerable

days like these no one should be alone
no heart should hide away
her touch is gently conquering my mind
there's nothing words can say
she's coloured all the secrets of my soul
i've whispered all my dreams
but just as night-time falls this vision falls apart
into a riddle of her heart yea

she's so vulnerable like china in my hands
she's so vulnerable and i don't understand
i could never hurt someone i love
she's all i've got
but she's so vulnerable
oh so vulnerable, yea...
don't hide your eyes...
......
OOO
OO
O
she's so vulnerable like china in my hands
she's so vulnerable and i don't understand
i could never hurt the someone i love
she's all i've got
but she's so vulnerable (she's so vulnerable)
like china in my hands
she's so vulnerable (oh so vulnerable) and i don't understand
i could never hurt someone i love
she's all i've got
but she's so vulnerable
oh so vulnerable
...
she's so vulnerable
my babe, she's so vulnerable
she's so vulnerable
......
.....
end

tw0927 2008-06-17 06:26 PM

引用:

作者: quasar (文章 1969085)
:on_47:台灣大 不是有了嗎??
端午節當天 不是當粽子供您享用 ?:ddrf567h::ddrf567h:

你把我講這麼壞~~我可是吃得很含蓄耶!!
:on_23:

引用:

作者: iserland (文章 1969088)
唉~~台灣大不要想太多, 這種MM才好把ㄚ, 因為涉世未深, 容易被誘騙~~~:on_16:

騎實是我涉世未深~我想被他們騙!!

引用:

作者: rezard (文章 1969102)
美女在家,怎麼把?

就...在家把~~

在自己家就回家把

在別人家就過家(台語)把

****************

美女不出門,怎麼把?

她不出門,看官就進門去把...

:on_14::on_14::on_14:
:on_88::on_88::on_88:

哈哈~~啊不就這麼簡單!!
俗話說:好料陳甕底!!

引用:

作者: anotherlevel (文章 1969106)
拜託

樓上的

Walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer


end

...................天師!繞英文聽無啦!!:on_34:

f6617 2008-06-17 07:31 PM

引用:

作者: tw0927 (文章 1969083)
http://player.youku.com/player.php/s...NzQyOA==/v.swf

你們看啦!!現在美女都不出門~怎麼把啊!
:on_34:

隨便給我其中一兩個都好.....:on_75:

anotherlevel 2008-06-17 07:45 PM

引用:

作者: tw0927 (文章 1969118)
...................天師!繞英文聽無啦!!:on_34:

偷偷說:我也聽不大懂啦...隨便啦...有看到一個大概就好了啦...:on_52::on_52::on_52::on_53::on_53::on_53:

leechaoming 2008-06-17 10:15 PM

引用:

作者: f6617 (文章 1969155)
隨便給我其中一兩個都好.....:on_75:


阿貓別氣餒,你比我年輕有很多時間,好好加油吧:on_75:
本人也沒有啊
:on_81:

古里特 2008-06-17 11:42 PM

只要我把得到的妹

就是好妹


:on_14:

f6617 2008-06-17 11:50 PM

引用:

作者: tw0927 (文章 1969118)


...................天師!繞英文聽無啦!!:on_34:

我幫你翻譯~我最喜歡做翻譯了!

天師的英文是說
[ 你是一個大棒鎚~脫褲子大家會被你嚇到的,
因為我們都很純潔的~~小小脆弱的心靈怕被你傷害 ]

引用:

作者: leechaoming (文章 1969342)

阿貓別氣餒,你比我年輕有很多時間,好好加油吧:on_75:
本人也沒有啊
:on_81:

想辦法去幫我騙一個來啦!!~~我不想當宅貓男:on_08::on_08:

leechaoming 2008-06-18 12:09 AM

想辦法去幫我騙一個來啦!!~~我不想當宅貓男:on_08::on_08:

由阿貓舉辦史版聯誼會,我想很多人會參加吧:on_81:

古里特 2008-06-18 12:18 AM

引用:

作者: leechaoming (文章 1969465)
想辦法去幫我騙一個來啦!!~~我不想當宅貓男:on_08::on_08:

由阿貓舉辦史版聯誼會,我想很多人會參加吧:on_81:

結果來得全部都是宅男

難道要搞菊花聯誼會

:on_77::on_77:

leechaoming 2008-06-18 12:24 AM

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969466)
結果來得全部都是宅男

難道要搞菊花聯誼會

:on_77::on_77:

古里特你也想個辦法吧:on_78:

古里特 2008-06-18 12:38 AM

引用:

作者: leechaoming (文章 1969467)
古里特你也想個辦法吧:on_78:

我若是把得到妹

還會這麼多年都單身咩


:on_36::on_36::on_36:

f6617 2008-06-18 01:40 AM

引用:

作者: leechaoming (文章 1969465)
由阿貓舉辦史版聯誼會,我想很多人會參加吧:on_81:

去死去死團嗎?......:on_88:

http://images.in.mop.com/coverstory/topics/2006-11-20/12_20_7545_241_48_20061120100813.jpg

引用:

作者: leechaoming (文章 1969467)
古里特你也想個辦法吧:on_78:

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969475)
我若是把得到妹

還會這麼多年都單身咩

:on_36::on_36::on_36:

怎麼會這樣.....平常看你們版面喇低賽都溜的很....說到把妹就都沒辦法..真令人失望啊!

搞到最後....這一樓....變成 " 悲 哀 樓 " 捏......:on_03:

http://www.nphjw.cn/Photo/UploadPhotos/200701/20070120192727501_S.jpg

微風輕狂 2008-06-18 09:36 AM

我喜歡這支....

皇后合唱團 I Was Born To Love You (我天生註定愛妳)

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I was born to love you
我天生注定愛你
With every single beat of my heart
全心全意
Yes, I was born to take care of you
yes我天生注定守候你
Every single day...
天天天天...
*I was born to love you
*我天生注定愛你
With every single beat of my heart
全心全意
Yes, I was born to take care of you
yes我天生注定守候你
Every single day of my life
生命裡 天天天天
You are the one for me
你就是我的夢中情人
I am the man for you
我是你的白馬王子
You were made for me
你是我的真命天女
you're my ecstasy
你讓我迷戀
If I was give every opportunity
如果一生只有一次機會
I'd kill for your love
我願用生命換得你的愛
So take a chance with me
請給我一次機會
Let me romance with you
讓我與你製造一點浪漫
I'm caught in a dream
我魂牽夢繫
And my dream's come true
終於得償所望
It's so hard to believe
真得難以想像
This is happening to me
這好事會降在我身上
An amazing feeling
一種神奇的感覺
Comin' through -
迎面而來
*Repeat
I wanna love you
我要愛你
I love every little thing about you
愛你無微不至
I wanna love you, love you, love you
我要愛你 愛你 愛你
Born - to love you
天生 注定愛你
Born - to love you
天生 注定愛你
Yes I was born to love youyes
我天生注定愛你
Born - to love you
天生 注定愛你
Born - to love you
天生 注定愛你
Every single day - of my life
生命裡的 天天天天
An amazing feeling
一種神奇的感覺
Comin' through
迎面而來
*Repeat
Yes I was born to love you
yes我天生注定愛你
Every single day of my life
生命裡的 天天天天
Go, I love you babe
我愛你baby
Yes, I was born to love youyes
我天生注定愛你
I wanna love you , love you, love you
我要愛你 愛你 愛你
I wanna love you
我要愛你
I get so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely
我寂寞的心 寂寞 寂寞 寂寞
Yeah, I want to love you
yeah我要愛你
Yeah, give it to me
yeah給我你的愛

anotherlevel 2008-06-18 12:39 PM

引用:

作者: 微風輕狂 (文章 1969592)
我喜歡這支....

皇后合唱團 I Was Born To Love You (我天生註定愛妳)

http://www.im.tv/VLOG/Personal/64112...2.jpg border=0

I was born to love you
我天生注定愛你
With every single beat of my heart
全心全意
Yes, I was born to take care of you
yes我天生注定守候你
Every single day...
天天天天...
*I was born to love you
*我天生注定愛你
With every single beat of my heart
全心全意
Yes, I was born to take care of you
yes我天生注定守候你
Every single day of my life
生命裡 天天天天
You are the one for me
你就是我的夢中情人
I am the man for you
我是你的白馬王子
You were made for me
你是我的真命天女
you're my ecstasy
你讓我迷戀
If I was give every opportunity
如果一生只有一次機會
I'd kill for your love
我願用生命換得你的愛
So take a chance with me
請給我一次機會
Let me romance with you
讓我與你製造一點浪漫
I'm caught in a dream
我魂牽夢繫
And my dream's come true
終於得償所望
It's so hard to believe
真得難以想像
This is happening to me
這好事會降在我身上
An amazing feeling
一種神奇的感覺
Comin' through -
迎面而來
*Repeat
I wanna love you
我要愛你
I love every little thing about you
愛你無微不至
I wanna love you, love you, love you
我要愛你 愛你 愛你
Born - to love you
天生 注定愛你
Born - to love you
天生 注定愛你
Yes I was born to love youyes
我天生注定愛你
Born - to love you
天生 注定愛你
Born - to love you
天生 注定愛你
Every single day - of my life
生命裡的 天天天天
An amazing feeling
一種神奇的感覺
Comin' through
迎面而來
*Repeat
Yes I was born to love you
yes我天生注定愛你
Every single day of my life
生命裡的 天天天天
Go, I love you babe
我愛你baby
Yes, I was born to love youyes
我天生注定愛你
I wanna love you , love you, love you
我要愛你 愛你 愛你
I wanna love you
我要愛你
I get so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely
我寂寞的心 寂寞 寂寞 寂寞
Yeah, I want to love you
yeah我要愛你
Yeah, give it to me
yeah給我你的愛

在那個堆滿珍寶的地方

有各很屌的東西

借花獻佛

跟你分享

http://forum.slime.com.tw/thread231178.html

:on_53::on_53::on_53:

古里特 2008-06-18 01:40 PM

引用:

作者: f6617 (文章 1969499)



怎麼會這樣.....平常看你們版面喇低賽都溜的很....說到把妹就都沒辦法..真令人失望啊!

搞到最後....這一樓....變成 " 悲 哀 樓 " 捏......:on_03:


偶只要看到女人就會緊張

雖然話還是可以講很多,但也都是一些人生大道理

我就曾經對一個女孩子講過一卡車的中國日本歷史和心理哲學等等

那一天講了八個多小時,真爽

:on_12:

qdenise 2008-06-18 01:50 PM

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969695)
偶只要看到女人就會緊張

雖然話還是可以講很多,但也都是一些人生大道理

我就曾經對一個女孩子講過一卡車的中國日本歷史和心理哲學等等

那一天講了八個多小時,真爽

:on_12:

你有沒有注意到那個女生的反應:on_47:

會不會他已經睡著又醒來好多次了:on_52:

rezard 2008-06-18 02:12 PM

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969449)
只要我把得到的妹

就是好妹


:on_14:

大俠別忘了出場要唱主題曲~~

我們是恐龍救生隊~~

乘著把妹號飛呀飛~~

:on_53:

rezard 2008-06-18 02:18 PM

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969695)
偶只要看到女人就會緊張

雖然話還是可以講很多,但也都是一些人生大道理

我就曾經對一個女孩子講過一卡車的中國日本歷史和心理哲學等等

那一天講了八個多小時,真爽

:on_12:

這有啥好得意的:on_88:

把的到,妹跟著信你一輩子

把不到,你想跟著妹一小時,人家都還不願意咧

在意就要檢討

只有不在意的繼續瞎搞

:on_83:

anotherlevel 2008-06-18 02:20 PM

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969695)
偶只要看到女人就會緊張

雖然話還是可以講很多,但也都是一些人生大道理

我就曾經對一個女孩子講過一卡車的中國日本歷史和心理哲學等等

那一天講了八個多小時,真爽

:on_12:

這讓我想到我一個朋友的故事

他跟我說他昨天搞了四個小時

超爽的

他馬子卻偷偷的跟我馬子說

那八個小時

是最不爽的四個小時

:on_52::on_52::on_52:

rezard 2008-06-18 02:59 PM

引用:

作者: anotherlevel (文章 1969734)
這讓我想到我一個朋友的故事

他跟我說他昨天搞了四個小時

超爽的

他馬子卻偷偷的跟我馬子說

那八個小時

是最不爽的四個小時

:on_52::on_52::on_52:

回想從前小弟把不到妹的時代:on_03:

之所以把不到妹

是因為自己~~

自以為是

陳義過高

說實在的

不管漂不漂亮,身材辣不辣

妹都只是個"人"

能平常心看待是最好的應對方式了

如果因為要"追"而搞些特別名堂的話

只能當作年少輕狂的回憶之一罷了

玩是一回事

結婚是另一回事

把來玩還是把來結婚?

想清楚吧~~

(換個角度,以上也適用於"把男人")
:on_14:

古里特 2008-06-18 05:13 PM

引用:

作者: qdenise (文章 1969702)
你有沒有注意到那個女生的反應:on_47:

會不會他已經睡著又醒來好多次了:on_52:

別降子講咩

對方那個女生可是泥的前兒媳婦勒

偶第一次見面就轟炸了她八個小時

:on_77::on_77::on_77:

qdenise 2008-06-18 05:23 PM

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969799)
別降子講咩

對方那個女生可是泥的前兒媳婦勒

偶第一次見面就轟炸了她八個小時

:on_77::on_77::on_77:

八字都還沒一撇

哪來的兒媳

我比較喜歡你單身

醬子你的coco就都是我一個人的
:on_16::on_16:

f6617 2008-06-18 06:22 PM

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969695)
偶只要看到女人就會緊張

雖然話還是可以講很多,但也都是一些人生大道理

我就曾經對一個女孩子講過一卡車的中國日本歷史和心理哲學等等

那一天講了八個多小時,真爽

:on_12:

你是把她綁在椅子上,在拿刀架在她脖子上~

然後慢慢講了八小時的...中國日本歷史和心理哲學是嗎?

:on_60:

f6617 2008-06-18 06:24 PM

引用:

作者: qdenise (文章 1969702)
你有沒有注意到那個女生的反應:on_47:

會不會他已經睡著又醒來好多次了:on_52:

我想應該是像這樣的 ↓↓↓↓↓

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/8688/zzzzzqh9.jpg

tw0927 2008-06-18 06:38 PM

弄一個宅男大特搜影片交流~然後兩岸來辦個聯誼會!!
因為我們過去大陸比較方便~所以我們這裡組團過去!
這是個兩岸聯誼會!!這樣好像砲兵團喔!!
我們民間外交要早一步比政府實施!!
報名請找 阿貓 ~我在大陸接應!!
:on_79::on_79::on_79:
等你喔!!

leechaoming 2008-06-18 08:10 PM

引用:

作者: rezard (文章 1969727)
大俠別忘了出場要唱主題曲~~

我們是恐龍救生隊~~

乘著把妹號飛呀飛~~

:on_53:

恐龍救生隊
小時侯的卡通歌都跑出來啦!:on_88:

古里特 2008-06-18 08:34 PM

引用:

作者: qdenise (文章 1969804)
八字都還沒一撇

哪來的兒媳

我比較喜歡你單身

醬子你的coco就都是我一個人的
:on_16::on_16:

引用:

作者: f6617 (文章 1969816)
你是把她綁在椅子上,在拿刀架在她脖子上~

然後慢慢講了八小時的...中國日本歷史和心理哲學是嗎?

:on_60:

偶說出來都沒人相信:on_77:

就真的是和她第一次見面就講了八個多小時:on_12:

幾乎都是我一個人從頭講到尾:on_36:

她就真的是我前女友:on_02:




今天剛好就是她的生日

anotherlevel 2008-06-18 08:40 PM

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969862)
偶說出來都沒人相信:on_77:

就真的是和她第一次見面就講了八個多小時:on_12:

幾乎都是我一個人從頭講到尾:on_36:

她就真的是我前女友:on_02:




今天剛好就是她的生日

只想問一句

怎麼分手的

古里特 2008-06-18 08:42 PM

引用:

作者: anotherlevel (文章 1969866)
只想問一句

怎麼分手的

難道當初寫出來的時候

只有卡拉一個人看到:on_47:


那時候寫出來放在版面上

至少有超過30分鐘以上

:on_36::on_36::on_36:






她去台北之後,就漸漸淡掉,提分手了

cara551977 2008-06-18 10:21 PM

路過~:on_79:

怎麼看到我的名子阿:on_22:

8小時唷~真有你的

之前爐我男友講他工作的是給我聽

因為很少聽他提及

還是會怕他被近水樓臺給拐跑

結果他很認真的跟我說

結果~我才不到五分鐘

就...................睡著了:on_58:

當初應該錄下來的

昨天到兩三點還沒睡:on_43:

f6617 2008-06-18 10:49 PM

引用:

作者: 古里特 (文章 1969862)
偶說出來都沒人相信:on_77:

就真的是和她第一次見面就講了八個多小時:on_12:

幾乎都是我一個人從頭講到尾:on_36:

她就真的是我前女友:on_02:

今天剛好就是她的生日

喔....就是靠裝學問來騙妹就對了!

那你真的是非常的厲害~
要叫我講八個小時的中國歷史和心理學...我可掰不出來
如果換成是我....中國歷史和心理學,花半個小時就可以講完了!
剩下的七個半小時....玩抱抱,玩親親

推策有四種情形:
1.可能你的唬爛技巧真的很精彩,比天橋底下說書的還厲害,比吳樂天還會講古
2.你的前女友可能真的喜歡你,所以當了八小時的聽眾~忍了八小時
3.可能她逃家~~沒地方去,就委屈待了八小時
4.可能你給她兩千塊,要她當八小時的聽眾

古里特 2008-06-18 10:57 PM

引用:

作者: f6617 (文章 1969955)
喔....就是靠裝學問來騙妹就對了!

那你真的是非常的厲害~
要叫我講八個小時的中國歷史和心理學...我可掰不出來
如果換成是我....中國歷史和心理學,花半個小時就可以講完了!
剩下的七個半小時....玩抱抱,玩親親

推策有四種情形:
1.可能你的唬爛技巧真的很精彩,比天橋底下說書的還厲害,比吳樂天還會講古
2.你的前女友可能真的喜歡你,所以當了八小時的聽眾~忍了八小時
3.可能她逃家~~沒地方去,就委屈待了八小時
4.可能你給她兩千塊,要她當八小時的聽眾



偶向來都認為男人就是應該要有肩膀扛責任、有頭腦裝知識

說虎爛?別醬子講咩,肚子裡面總是要有點墨水才可以唬爛的咩

我扛過社長、也選過系學會、扛過兩次總召

許多人都說在我面前會有一種無與倫比的壓迫感

感覺和我是完全不同兩個世界的人

:on_36::on_36::on_36:

古里特 2008-06-18 10:58 PM

引用:

作者: cara551977 (文章 1969927)
路過~:on_79:

怎麼看到我的名子阿:on_22:

8小時唷~真有你的

之前爐我男友講他工作的是給我聽

因為很少聽他提及

還是會怕他被近水樓臺給拐跑

結果他很認真的跟我說

結果~我才不到五分鐘

就...................睡著了:on_58:

當初應該錄下來的

昨天到兩三點還沒睡:on_43:



近水樓臺,這句話真是至理名言

偶的前女友就是被她同事拐跑了

當然,這麼說是不公平的,沒證據顯示如此

:on_77::on_77::on_77:


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