40多歲的
男人!唉呀我的媽呀!!!
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40 歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的 女人
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男厚臉皮地跟小他20 歲的美眉調情
Ladies, I apologize.
女士們，請容許我在這兒
For all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只 想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有 80%的女人寧願不結婚
Why?
為什麼呢 ?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬 !