果然

人妻進駐

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古代蝦鐵板神算:on_02:

請稱呼偶古神算

這招叫做請君入甕

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40多歲的女人虎!唉呀我的媽呀!!!:on_14:

這是美國 CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看 法 :

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜 40歲以上的女人

Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask ,
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你 :

"What are you thinking?"
你在想什麼 ?

She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

she doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡

or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
跟你大呼小叫

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。


Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見

a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢 蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40 歲以上的男人呢 ?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的 女人

there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男厚臉皮地跟小他20 歲的美眉調情


Ladies, I apologize.
女士們，請容許我在這兒

For all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只 想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有 80%的女人寧願不結婚

Why?
為什麼呢 ?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬 !

好文啊~:on_75:
10分

說得真是太好了:on_45::on_45::on_45:

這邊也給滿分

這樣的感覺... 讓我覺得..

10多歲的女孩像 瀝青(點仔膠) 一直黏著你.. 很難甩掉..(不是分手甩掉的意思哦..)

20多歲的女孩像 口香糖 也是好黏.. 要費一般功夫 才能甩掉

30多歲的女人像 便利貼.. 偶而貼著你.. 但非常容易撕掉..

40多歲的女人像 樸克版.. 不會黏著你.. 偶而想到你.. 才會需要你..

看來微風大對把MM真的很有一套, 要不要出書傳授一下給版上的單身貴族參考參考~~:on_16::on_16:

排隊等出書

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一點也有這種事啦

古大俠不是要出偉人傳記嗎?...等你哦... :on_44:

天師大... 你抓我語病哦....

我媽媽前一陣子也帶了一個小孩

他說有伴在家比較不會無聊

看小孩也比看我跟我弟這兩個好玩

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別這麼說啦

你真的讓我笑到了啦

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天師也到了被逼婚的階段囉:on_32:



泥麻麻先弄幾個小孩子回家

然後告訴泥小孩子很可愛

接下來就....................:on_13:

絕世好文啊！

尤其是最後一句話

超經典的~~
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照樣造句，小弟會說：
不需要為了想要有孩子，而盲從一位四肢健全的瘸子！
（按：婚後的男人都會變懶，小弟還得時時檢討+被檢討中...:on_52:）
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