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轉貼 - 姐夫戲小姨
從前有位秀才,某天隨太太回娘家,向岳父拜?,因一時高興多喝了幾杯,當場醉倒,被送回書房休息。
沒多久,他的小姨子到書房拿東西,見姐夫睡的枕頭掉地上,便替他撿起來,順手扶起他的脖子,想替他枕好,沒想到秀才人醉心不醉,一見機會難得,便拉著小姨子不放. 小姨子用力掙脫後,憤怒之餘,就在牆上題詩以泄憤: [好心來扶枕,?為何拉我衣?若非姊姊面,一定是不依。該死!該死! ] 秀才等小姨子走後,下床一看,覺得很不好意思,便題詩辯白: [貼心來扶枕,醉心拉你衣,只當是我妻,不知是小姨。失禮!失禮! ] 秀才題完後再睡,其妻見牆上詩句,不禁醋火中燒,也題詩一首: [有意來扶枕,有心拉她衣,牆上題詩句,都是騙人地。彼此!彼此! ] 不久,小舅子也看到,不覺技癢,也提了一首: [清心來扶枕,熏心拉她衣,姊妹雖一樣,大的是你妻。清醒!清醒! ] 後來被岳父發現,不禁大怒,也提一首詩,以作警告: [不該來扶枕,不該拉她衣,兩個都有錯,下次不可以。切記!切記! ] 岳母因心疼女婿,只得題詩一首詩,來打圓場: [既已來扶枕,也已拉她衣,姐夫戲小姨,本來不稀奇。別提!別提!] 續一:小姨的未婚夫看到後,也氣憤的題了一首: 可憐來扶枕,居然拉她衣,你敢戲小姨,我要戲你妻。公平!公平! 續二:秀才自己的老爸看到後,也題了一首: 應該來扶枕,也可拉她衣,反正大已娶,多個更便宜!努力,努力! 續三:秀才的老媽看到老頭子題的後,覺得老頭子的想法很好,也題了一首: 既然來扶枕,拼命拉她衣。一個好洗碗,一個去拖地!幸福,幸福! 續四:路人甲: 既無人扶枕,如何來拉衣,偶想戲小姨,可惜還無妻。著急!著急! 續五:路人乙: 無人來扶枕,何處拉她衣。小子本無妻,還想戲小姨!做夢,做夢! 續六:路人丙: 小姨來扶枕,我就拉她衣。不只是小姨,還戲小小姨!加油,加油! 續七:路人丁: 賢妻來扶枕,隨便拉她衣。如果娶賢妻,何處戲小姨?鬱悶!鬱悶! 續八:路人辛: 賢妻來扶枕,只有拉她衣。賢妻無姐妹,何處戲小姨?可惜!可惜! 續九:路人戊: 秀才系人妖,本有小JJ,如若能接上,定能戲小姨。可悲,可悲! 續十:路人己: 醫學真神奇,秀才你莫急,接個狗東西,照樣戲小姨。簡單!簡單! ...奇怪,校長跟q大怎麼沒有續下企...... . 此帖於 2008-02-15 11:56 PM 被 shengweb 編輯. |
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2008-03-04, 05:38 PM | #46 (permalink) |
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扶枕是幌子,拉衣是目的,肖想戲小姨,鐵板轟然踢。色胚!色胚!
小姨來扶枕,校長拉她衣,明著眼調戲,對不起髮妻。荒唐!荒唐! |
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2008-03-05, 10:52 AM | #48 (permalink) |
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小姨來扶枕,校長強她衣,眼看快上戲,髮妻來突擊 , 氣死 ! 氣死 !
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2008-03-05, 06:03 PM | #49 (permalink) |
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諸君欲扶枕、夫人得消息、駟馬急忙奔、人贓又俱獲,該死、該死!
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2008-05-17, 01:58 PM | #50 (permalink) |
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「什麼世道~」
小姨人人戲,夜夜枕邊泣;校長來扶枕,軟玉閨中惜。別哭~ 別哭~
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2008-05-18, 10:15 PM | #51 (permalink) |
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坐椅螢幕聚 . 正要看好戲 . 只見休息去 . 希望再繼續 . 待續 ! 待續 !
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__________________ ☆ 多吃少吃 ☆ 少吃多吃 ☆ |
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2008-05-18, 11:14 PM | #52 (permalink) |
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坐椅螢幕聚,就想看好戲?什麼戲都有;偏不戲小姨~!付錢!付錢!
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2008-05-18, 11:38 PM | #53 (permalink) |
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小姨扶枕戲 . 觀眾坐滿席 . 校長偏不戲 . 觀眾齊怒氣 . 厚細! 厚細! ~
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2008-05-18, 11:57 PM | #54 (permalink) |
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「造反啦~!?」
觀眾有怒氣?校長來修理;小姨嗑瓜子;品茗看好戲。有趣~ 有趣~
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2008-05-19, 12:26 AM | #55 (permalink) |
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小生被扶枕,一心拉她衣,管她是誰妻,小姨也湊對,好樣,好樣
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2008-05-19, 12:44 AM | #56 (permalink) |
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標題有註明;祗許戲小姨;就算是您妻;統統不准戲~!
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2008-05-19, 12:02 PM | #58 (permalink) |
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校長真有力
小姨戲不停 日日又夜夜 大雕變小雞 補氣,補氣! |
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2008-05-19, 12:13 PM | #59 (permalink) |
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「史水區文學又新頁~!押的是圖韻~!」
校長是有力
小姨是有趣 看官急又氣 校長偏不娶 莫急!莫急! |
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